i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE
This week on Tumblr: no one’s at Comic Con and everything hurts.
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x
Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea
congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+
DO NOT SCAM METH ADDICTS THEY WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE DO NOT DO THAT
How this conversation really went in my head.
this is terrible but i imagine they have odd fights about who has the most majestic hair. And the subject of Legolas is brought up into the conversation at weird moments.
reblogging again because this is hilarious XD
I think this was an alternate audio track.
heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/
Am I doing this right
i told you i’d make it up! have some baby godzillas. free for use as backgrounds tiles (though i think they may need to be smaller)
one blue, one transparent.