me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me
have you ever had a friend thats like super attractive and really talented but you arent really jealous of them youre more like super happy for them like holy crap!!! my friend is so fucking cool fuck yeassssssssss!
Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
Never gonna get over the fact how whenever something bad happens, their very first instinct is to call out for each other, to make sure the other is okay. Like they wouldn’t even know what the fuck the thing causing the problem is. Nope, before they figure that out, they need to know the other is safe and sound.
I’m gonna have to call bullshit on this
i wish this was real :(
This is definitely real. www.huvrtech.com
if this is a lie i’m gonna fuck some people up.
Deadass, I’ll uppercut the fuck out of someone if this isn’t real
I just finished seeing the video a while ago. I hope it’s real, but I’m just waiting for the April Fool’s day video where they say HAHA SIKE WE USED STRINGS YOU FUCKS
THEY RUBBED SALT IN THE WOUND THEY GAVE ME
Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]
I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT.
HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT.
AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT. I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW.
WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSSHOLES. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
Bring Me The Horizon - Suicide Season (x)
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth